How many stupid Christmas gifts have you ever gotten that you just can’t live without?
If you’re like me, and have kids, probably quite a few, although I COULD definitely have lived without them. Let’s take a look at a few of some of the more idiotic items you can find for sale this Christmas season.
The Bacon Wallet
The one I found online at Stupid.com claims to even smell like bacon though it has a disclaimer that it isn’t actually made out of bacon, but looks so real it could even fool bacon itself.
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
Who doesn’t want to jump in the shower and find green shower gel dripping from a huge plastic nose when you honk it? You can find this stupid Christmas gift for your favorite friend at Amazon.
Wake & Bake The Dream Griddle Alarm Clock
Just what everybody needs! I know some of you out there might have a totally different idea of what “Wake and Bake” should be but this is the perfect stupid Christmas gift for someone you know whose hobbies are sleeping and eating. Brought to you by “prank pack”.
The Pizza Scarf
Which of your lucky lady friends or anyone else you’d like to humiliate with this stupid Christmas gift they can’t live without would you give this beautiful pizza scarf to? It’s a hell of a bargain for only $17.99. This too comes to you from those crazy guys at Stupid.com.
EVERYBODY needs this stupid Christmas gift. C’mon…WHO in the world do you know that doesn’t want to have a set of “Tiny Hands”? You can pick these up for the low, low price of $9.95.
Big Momma Undies
Is there that special someone you have that you just really, really want to irritate this joyful giving season? Then this especially stupid Christmas gift of red polyester “Big Momma Undies” ought to do the trick. This is a gift that keeps giving and giving I’m sure.
6 Pack Belt
The only thing that I can see that makes this a stupid Christmas gift is the fact that there’s no way to keep these cans cold. If the pockets for the can were insulated in some sort of way this would actually be a good gift for a lot of people I know. This is available at GagGifts.
Make Your Own Ukulele Kit
I happen to think that this is a really stupid Christmas gift because who in the hell plays the ukulele anymore? If you know someone that does though you can find this kit at UncommonGoods.
There you have just a few of the stupid Christmas gifts that are for sale this year and I would think for many years as I’d bet they have a lot of unsold product at the end of the season. What is the most stupid Christmas gift you’ve ever received that you could or couldn’t live without? We’d love to know- and I’m rethinking that whole ukulele comment after watching this- it’s FANTASTIC.