10 Things Only Your BFF Knows About You

1. They know your favorite flavor of every single junk food and candy.

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2. And they know that (at least) 50% of your money is spent on alcohol.

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3. And all the really, really stupid questions and opinions you have on worldly affairs.

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4. They know that you have dinner twice every night, once at 7 p.m. and then again at 2 a.m.

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5. They’re the only people who know exactly when you’re p00ping.

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6. They know how abysmal you are at budgeting and that you spend a week every month broke.

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7. They know your Facebook search history better than Facebook even does.

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8. Your BFFs know your guilty-pleasure TV shows because they watch them with you.

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9. They know that you force them to like your Facebook/Instagram updates as soon as they’re posted.

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10. They know every regrettable detail of every regrettable date, even the ones you yourself have tried to forget.

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Source: BuzzFeed

20 Things Every 90's Teen Girl Will Understand

1. Four words: Teen Spirit, Caribbean Cool.

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2. …or Kool-Aid to dye your hair.

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3. How Winona Ryder was the coolest girl ever.

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4.Wet ‘n’ Wild lipstick for party time

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5. You had beeper codes perfected.

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07734: Hello
143: I love you
1134 2 09: Go to hell

6. Knowing that the “Fashion Club” was the originalMean Girls.

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7. and Urban Decay polish made you feel so edgy

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8. You cried when Sassy folded :(

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9. Using Sun-In to “highlight” your hair on the sly…and then having it only turn your hair orange.

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10. and vampy blue lipstick when you were feeling risqué/going through your goth phase

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11. How Hard Candy “Sky” nail polish made you feel dreamy and ethereal

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12. Holding your breath until this movie came out.

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13. The smell of Sunflowers.

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14. When you hear “rave wear,” these slammin’ looks come to mind >

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15. Caboodles were your most prized possession.

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16. Being obsessed with this movie

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17. Carrying a lunchbox as a purse.

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18. Or, for the angsty alterna-teen, using Manic Panic…

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19. How Jared Leto will always be Jordan Catalano.

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20. Being either Team Brenda or Team Kelly.

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Source: BuzzFeed

This dad did what any parent with a wicked sense of humor would do, he was totally honest (well, mostly anyway). And his answers were funny enough for the daycare employees to appreciate.

“When daycare, completely seriously, asks my friend to answer stupid questions on behalf of his 11 month old daughter, it is inevitable that stupid answers is what they’ll receive,” the friend who posted it to Reddit said. She also pointed out that even though sleep deprivation is misspelled, it might be fairly close to the truth. Right, parents?

Here’s the masterpiece itself…

preschool-survey-01Source: Reddit