10 Things Only Your BFF Knows About You
1. They know your favorite flavor of every single junk food and candy.
2. And they know that (at least) 50% of your money is spent on alcohol.
3. And all the really, really stupid questions and opinions you have on worldly affairs.
4. They know that you have dinner twice every night, once at 7 p.m. and then again at 2 a.m.
5. They’re the only people who know exactly when you’re pooping.
6. They know how abysmal you are at budgeting and that you spend a week every month broke.
7. They know your Facebook search history better than Facebook even does.
8. Your BFFs know your guilty-pleasure TV shows because they watch them with you.
9. They know that you force them to like your Facebook/Instagram updates as soon as they’re posted.
10. They know every regrettable detail of every regrettable date, even the ones you yourself have tried to forget.