20 ways that toddlers are like drunk people


 

 

 

Anyone who has raised, or even just been around, a toddler knows these things are true.

 Toddlers and drunks are EERILY similar!

  • No personal boundaries
  • Falls over A LOT. Gets up, yells “I OK!” and keeps going
  • Poor decision making skills
  • Spontaneous vomiting
  • Speaks gibberish
  • Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]
  • Cries for no apparent reason
  • Streaking (see #3)
  • Philosophical conversations with inanimate objects
  • Short attention span
  • Argumentative
  • Poor short term memory
  • Zero inhibitions
  • Loses everything
  • Will pass out anywhere
  • One track mind
  • Demanding
  • Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator
  • Runs into things that haven’t moved…ever
  • One volume setting – LOUD!

Source: Motherhoodontherocks.com

 

 


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