Walmart Called ~ Your Taxidermy Is Ready

I don’t know how you feel about taxidermy in general, but it can be done well. My sister is a deer hunter and has a few nice heads on her den wall, but these following pictures I’ve scrounged up- well, bad doesn’t quite cover this awful taxidermy. Also- I can never really look at anything stuffed without thinking about good old Norman Bates in Psycho.

I think this is a bobcat, but I can’t for the life of me understand why he’s cross-eyed. 😉

BOBCAT Walmart Called ~ Your Taxidermy Is Ready

This won’t be the only time I say this on this post I don’t believe. But WTF???

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  Just what everyone needs. I don’t know how awful this is as it’s at least inventive.

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 I don’t think this is what the Doors had in mind with “20th Century Fox”.

FOX Walmart Called ~ Your Taxidermy Is Ready

 WTF #2  I mean really.  What the hell?

HAMSTER Walmart Called ~ Your Taxidermy Is Ready

 Some people are just perverse is my only guess here.

DOG Walmart Called ~ Your Taxidermy Is ReadyAnd I always thought coyotes were fearsome.

COYOTE Walmart Called ~ Your Taxidermy Is ReadyHaving a hard time with this one too.  Another bobcat maybe?

LEOPARD Walmart Called ~ Your Taxidermy Is ReadyWhere did his damn mane go?  They could have left him some “pride”.

LION Walmart Called ~ Your Taxidermy Is ReadyNow we know the origins of Ebola.

MONKEY Walmart Called ~ Your Taxidermy Is ReadyThis rabbit looks like it’s trying to lay a too large Easter egg or something.

RABBIT Walmart Called ~ Your Taxidermy Is ReadyI know this is how I’d always want to remember my beloved pet.  SMH

TERRIER Walmart Called ~ Your Taxidermy Is ReadyThis wolf reminds me of a celebrity but I can’t quite put my finger on it.  And wouldn’t want to either.

WOLF Walmart Called ~ Your Taxidermy Is ReadyI think this might be a hyena but I’m going to go with WTF #3.

WTF Walmart Called ~ Your Taxidermy Is ReadyI’d have a big head too if someone loved me enough to stuff me when I died.

corgi Walmart Called ~ Your Taxidermy Is ReadySimply astonishing.  Someone’s idea of art I suppose.

pig Walmart Called ~ Your Taxidermy Is Ready

 Whoever said two heads are better than one never saw this rendering.

squirrel Walmart Called ~ Your Taxidermy Is Ready

Back off bishes!

deer Walmart Called ~ Your Taxidermy Is Ready

And now- the  Pièce de résistance-  LMAO!

squirrel2 Walmart Called ~ Your Taxidermy Is Ready

After having viewed these sometimes morbid atrocities, what do you really think about taxidermy?  Would you ever have one of your favorite pets stuffed like Roy Rogers did with Trigger?

trigger Walmart Called ~ Your Taxidermy Is Ready Inquiring minds want to know!

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