A funny look at the differences between Love, Lust, and Marriage.

Love: When you take a bubble bath together

Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together

Marriage: When you give the kids a bath


Love: A romantic candle-light dinner for two

Lust: “Do I have to buy you dinner first?”

Marriage: 4 McDonald’s Happy Meals . . . to go


Love: Giving your love some candy

Lust: Thinking you are the candy

Marriage: Scraping the kids’ candy off of the carpet


Love: Sex every night

Lust: Sex 5 times a night

Marriage: What’s sex?


Love: A night out at the symphony

Lust: A night out at the Holiday Inn

Marriage: A night out at Sesame Street On Ice


Love: French perfume

Lust: Brut aftershave

Marriage: “The baby needs changing. . .”


Love: Lending your jacket to your love when he/she is cold

Lust: “I can think of a way to stay warm . . .”

Marriage: Your teenage daughter has borrowed all of your jackets


Love: Talking and cuddling

Lust: Rolling over and falling asleep

Marriage: Getting up to wash your hands . . .


Love: Finding the “Fell in Love on AOL” room

Lust: Finding the “Blonde Dominatrix” room

Marriage: Finding the “Married and Looking” room


Love: Long drives through the countryside

Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover’s Lookout

Marriage: Long drives with the kids screaming in the backseat

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