How To Kill A Vampire

So you are planning for an Apocalypse? You already feel confident on how to kill a zombie, we all know that, thanks to The Walking Dead, but what happens if you come across a Vampire? Gone are the days of garlic and holy water, they are just not going to cut…

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Monster Rat Terror

Stockholm mother Signe Bengtsson first became aware of the beast lurking in her home when the family’s pet cat Enok refused to enter their kitchen. A few days later she went to put the rubbish out and said: “It was right there in our rubbish bin, a mighty monster”. It…

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Pocket Taser Stun Gun, What A Great Gift For The Wife!

Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife, Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed…

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MADtv Jesus Meets The Widow

Born in Queens, New York on April 26, 1970, Taurus Debra Wilson is a highly talented comic actress whose strongest force is probably her ability for outrageous impressions. She is an original MADtv cast member and has outlasted all of her fellow comedians. The following skit, Jesus Meets The Widow,…

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Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead

Andrew Salmon, 42, packed up his wife Beverley’s belongings and refused to let her into their home in Cornwall, Truro Magistrates’ Court heard. Andrew was SO angry at her for singing Ding Dong the Witch is Dead after his mother passed away. Andrew’s wife took refuge in the garden shed…

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