Andrew Salmon, 42, packed up his wife Beverley’s belongings and refused to let her into their home in Cornwall, Truro Magistrates’ Court heard.
Andrew was SO angry at her for singing Ding Dong the Witch is Dead after his mother passed away. Andrew’s wife took refuge in the garden shed and he locked her in there but Mrs. Salmon managed to escape out a window. She then tried to get back into the house, and managed to get to a bedroom upstairs where she started to throw all his clothes out the window.
He responded by holding her down by her throat on the bed, then punching her, the court was told.
Mr. Salmon suspected his wife was having an affair and regretted everything he did. He also told police he was depressed and unhappy that his wife had not been supportive enough over the death of his mother.
Salmon, who had no previous convictions, admitted assaulting Mrs. Salmon on February 6.
I am not sure what the moral to this story is, but I am sure there is one!