The New Bike!
Little Johnnies birthday was quickly approaching and he decided to ask his father for a $200 bicycle for his birthday.
Johnny’s father says, “Im sorry son but we have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and I just got laid off! There won’t be a $200 bike this year.”
Two days later, Little Johnny starts heading out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. His father asks him “Where do you think you’re going, it looks like you’re moving out?”
Johnny says, “Early this morning, I was walking past your room, and I heard you tell Mommy that you were pulling out, and Mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too. I’ll be damned if I’ll get stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!”