Beer Logic…Cheers!

 

Beer logic, Cliff explains beer to Norm! 

 

 

“Well you see, Norm, it’s like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”

 

A Daughters way of breaking disappointing news to her Mother.

A Mother passing by her Daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she say an envelope propped up prominently in the center of the bed. It was addressed “Mom.” with the worse premonition she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands…

 

At this point Mom almost had a heart attack but wait, there was more…

Now thats how you prep your parents for report card day!

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