The Best Breakfast!
A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work one morning when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I must have you, right now!”
He backed her up against the bathroom door, tore her clothes off and ravaged her body. He knew he was doing a great job because she had never moved quite like that before.
When he finished, he started putting his clothes back on when he noticed his wife still writhing against the door. He said, “That was the best, honey. You’ve never moved like that before. I hope you didn’t hurt yourself, did you?”
His wife replies, “No, no. I’ll be OK once I can get the doorknob out out of my ass!”