Bob, who works at a pickle factory, comes home early one day and tells his wife he has good news and bad news, which would she like first. She lets out a sigh and asks for the good news first.
Bob reaches in his pocket and hands his wife 50 dollars. She asks him what it was from and he told her that he won it in a bet — the guys at the factory bet him 50 dollars that he wouldn’t stick his junk in the pickle slicer.
Immediately startled she asks him why in the world would he do such a stupid thing and if everything was ok down there. He proceeds to assure her that all is fine and nothing was damaged.
She then asked “Well whats the bad news then?”
He replies “Well the boss caught us and Rita the pickle slicer and I both got fired!”